I swear
me
Renjun channeling his inner thot
BITCH LOL
DJDJD I CANT BREATHE
MASTERLIST
Key — [ A ] Angst [ F ] Fluff [ H ] Humor [ HR ] Horror [ FIN. ] Finished [ OH ] On Hiatus [ ON ] Ongoing
40 things you said masterlist | 100 ways to say i love you masterlist | four words masterlist
(NCT at group therapy)
Therapist: ok Yukhei why you are here
Yukhei: I feel like everyone else don’t trust me enough to tell me certain things. Like how did I not know Nana was Jaemin’s nickname and Dongyoung was Doyoung’s real name, but everyone else did?
Therapist: I am not sure. It could be any number of reasons besides trust? What do you think about this Yoonoh?
Yukhei: Yoonoh? Who’s Yoonoh? We don’t have a Yoonoh in our group.
Yuta: Yeah we do
Yukhei: Then who the hell is Yoonoh then?
Everyone else (including the therapist): *points at Jaehyun*
Jungwoo: Yoonoh is his real name
Yukhei:
Yukhei:
Yukhei: WHY THE HELL DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS?!?! (to the therapist) THIS IS WHY WE ARE FUCKING HERE TODAY!!!
Nct as shit my friends and I said during a roast session
Taeil: Who cares if I’m short at least people don’t assume I’m a 32 year old man when I go outside.
Johnny: Your head stops at my stomach. You be looking like my kid when we go out.
Taeyong: If you studied as much as you beat your meat you’d get straight A’s for sure.
Yuta: I GOT THE STRENGTH OF 9000 VEGANS I’LL FUCKING PUNCH YOU INTO A DIFFERENT DIMENSION HOE!
Kun: You must be a magician because you were able to make your ass dissappear.
Doyoung: I swear you can’t roast for shit. All you say is “fUcK yOu, SaLtY bItCh” like oh no that hurt my fucking feelings.
Ten: Why everytime I’m on here yall be making fun of my voice when yall be sounding like you smoke 50 blunts a day.
Jaehyun: Your skin is the same completion as milk don’t come at me with the “you are so white” comments.
Winwin: How is it that when we were at the fireworks show I still heard your loud ass voice.
Jungwoo: You swear you be looking cute when you really be looking like leftover lasanga.
Lucas: You could blend in with the garden gnomes in my front yard you 4'11 barely able to touch the top of the fridge ass bitch.
Mark: I bet forest gump can spit better bars than you can. Who tf rhymes seed with achilles bitch.
Renjun: The next person to say shit about my height is getting hit with this 57 peice.
Jeno: Hahahahaha… BITCH THINK AGAIN YOUR JAW STRUCTURE IS THE SAME AS LORD FARQUAD.
Haechan: *friend sends a picture* Oof your makeup look hurt. Your fit look hurt. Your nails look hurt. You in general look hurt. Your room look hurt. Your dog look hurt. Everything in that pic look hurt.
Jaemin: You look like what barney would look like on crack in 10 years. “Crack’s what we call a dinosaur sensation.”
Chenle: Say I look like barney on crack again and I’ll sue your broke ass.
Jisung: You be dancing like someone put mouse traps on the floor or something. Be poppin and lockin in all the wrong places.
KPOP Accessory CC Masterlist
Here is a list of all my items which are directly taken by idols, I create a lot of k-inspired CC, but here I’ll be listing all of them which have a direct reference. I am also probably always going to update the list, whenever I make new content.
It’s gonna be very long, so prepare yourself.
~ ETC
- Fandom Masks (EXO Chanyeol)
- - NEW - Fandom Masks V.2 (several designs)
- BTS Choker Set (my own idea)
- Metal Eye Crystals (B.A.P Jongup)
- Rhinestone Eye Gems (B.A.P Jongup)
- Ego Septum (B.A.P Jongup)
- Lovesick Ear Headband (B.A.P Jongup)
- Arena Ear Headband (B.A.P Daehyun)
- Callin’ Headband (A.C.E Sehyoon)
- - NEW - IDOL Bandana (BTS Taehyung)
- - NEW - Fake Love Bandana (BTS Seokjin)
- - NEW - Limitless Bandana (NCT Taeyong)
~ Earrings
- Piercing Set N07 (SHINee Jonghyun ♥)
- Dagger Earrings (SHINee Taemin)
- Brightsteel Earrings (GOT7 Yugyeom)
- Piercing Set N12 (BTS Jimin)
- Piercing Set N17 (BTS Jimin)
- Piercing Set N16 (BTS Jungkook)
- Piercing Set N18 (BTS Taehyung)
- Piercing Set N22 (BTS Taehyung)
- Piercing Set N25 (BTS Taehyung)
- Stigma Earring (BTS Taehyung)
- LUV Earrings (BTS Taehyung)
- Piercing Set (BTS Yoongi)
- Loegres Earrings (Bigbang G-Dragon)
- Eleanor Earrings (Bigbang G-Dragon)
- Pendrago Earrings (EXO Xiumin)
- Skydive Earrings (B.A.P Yongguk)
- Odin Earrings (B.A.P Youngjae)
- Lefay Earrings (B.A.P Zelo)
- NOW Hoop Earrings (B.A.P Jongup)
- Piercing Set N26 (B.A.P Jongup)
- Piercing Set N24 (B.A.P Jongup)
- Diamond 4 Ya Earrings (B.A.P Jongup)
- Piercing Set N23 (B.A.P Jongup)
- Piercing Set N21 (B.A.P Jongup)
- Monologue Earrings (B.A.P Himchan)
- Wake Me Up Earrings (B.A.P Daehyun)
- Back In Time Earrings (B.A.P Daehyun)
- Piercing Set N20 (B.A.P Daehyun)
- Honeymoon Piercings (B.A.P Daehyun)
- Piercing Set N27 (B.A.P Jongup)
- - NEW - I GOT LOVE Earrings (SNSD Taeyeon)
- …
- …
~ Glasses
- Spring Day Glasses (BTS Taehyung)
- OVEX Glasses (BTS Seokjin)
- Altul Glasses (BTS Yoongi)
- EKSEO Glasses (EXO Sehun)
- ZER0 Aviators (B.A.P Yongguk)
- PAB Glasses (B.A.P Himchan)
~ Necklaces
- Signal Choker (TWICE Nayeon)
- Rewind Choker (GOT7 Bambam)
- Reneed Choker (GOT7 Yugyeom)
- Fly High Choker (B.A.P Youngjae)
- Badman Choker (B.A.P Daehyun)
- Shadow Choker (B.A.P Daehyun)
- Moon Necklace (B.A.P Jongup)
- Miya Choker (WONDER GIRLS Sunmi)
- - NEW - GO Choker (NCT Jisung)
- - NEW - Firetruck Choker (NCT Jaehyun)
- …
- …
💦 𝓶𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽 💦
the book of fantasies!
(f): fluff // (s): smut
- ʀᴇᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴꜱ
- ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ
Taeyong
sugar daddy!au (s)
gang leader!au (s)
Taeil
none yet!
Doyoung
Yuta
lazy (sexy) day (s)
Johnny
daddy!au (s)
Ten
none yet!
Kun
none yet!
Jaehyun
sugar daddy!au (s)
first time (s)
Jungwoo
lazy (sexy) day (s)
first time (s)
Winwin
first time (s)
Yukhei
lazy (sexy) day (s)
experimenting (s)
first time (s)
“i love my kinky ass queen” “shut up lucas” (s)
sugar daddy! au (s)
bad boy! au (s)
Mark
lazy (sexy) day (s)
Jaemin
date night (f)
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